Think Positive Zombie Shirt
“It doesn’t matter that you’re a horrible, inexplicably reanimated, rotting corpse for whom every moment is an eternity of suffering punctuated by fleeting, terrible sensations of numbness that can only be attained by the consumption of warm human brains. What matters is that you’re the best horrible, inexplicably reanimated, rotting corpse for whom every moment is an eternity of suffering punctuated by fleeting, terrible sensations of numbness that can only be attained by the consumption of warm human brains you can be.”
Available at Topatoco [via: Zombieslash on Twitter.]
