Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

What Happens When The Republicans Don’t Have A Candidate?

Well they bring one back from the dead of course. Undead Regan has risen from beyond the grave to attempt to lead the Republicans into a new era. Embracing change from science in an unprecedented manner they have a delegate that they know who can win- hell he has twice before. Returning from the grave gives Regan another shot at 2 terms in the White House as he has technically been born again, and not in the religious sense. Will he be able to beat out the Democratic nominee in the next Presidential campaign? Only time will tell.