My Zombie Insurance
My Zombie Insurance
Finally an insurance company that cares! Most insurance companies will scoff at you if you question zombie insurance. Honestly, who wants to deal with the leftovers of a zombie outbreak? Aside from the normal cleaning the entire place needs to be sterilized as well. Finally, a company has come forward that cares enough for you to offer a solution.
It is suspected that each year, millions of dollars in personal property is damaged by hordes of zombies. And yet, regular insurance companies don’t deal with these claims.
We all know how zombies like to break down doors, come through the windows, and indiscriminately break all your stuff.
Zombies just don’t care, but we do.
If you or a loved one do need zombie insurance, be sure to check out My Zombie Insurance!
Category: Zombie Humor
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Stuart Conover is the editor of Buy Zombie, a blogger, published author, geek, entrepreneur, horror fanatic, and gamer. Resident slayer of the undead and all around zombie fanatic.Subscribe
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