How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
As about 35% of our readers come from Europe and 80% of that amount are from England it seems as if it would be stupid to not include information on anything zombie related going on in England wouldn’t it? So just for the British who read Buy Zombie here is a fun little event that is going on across the country in a few areas. I’m a bit jealous so if it’s something you want to see AND it’s in your area be sure to hit up one of these showings (and if you’re really feeling adventurous get us an interview and some pictures!)
Introduced by leading expert in his field and zombology guru, Dr Dale Seslick, the seminars are your one shop, whistle stop tour through the world of zombie survival techniques.
Aided by his dedicated team of specialists from the School of Survival – Judy, Donald & Tristen, you will learn everything you need to know to cope when the undead rise from thier graves and begin eating their way through the population of the world.
Each seminar is geared towards the knowledge you wish to learn and can cover such diverse topics as :
- basic rules of the undead
- zombie recognition techniques
- effective weapon usage
- the art of group defence
- the safest places to go
- the secrets of repopulation
- dealing with other survivors
- transportation issues
- the rights & wrongs of the apocalypse
- inrepretive dance and the undead
Each seminar is geared towards the individual needs of the audience in attendance, which means that you can learn something new at every single event and keep coming back and experience the joy of the survival seminars again and again and again and ensure that your continued existence is absolutely guaranteed.
All of this information just makes me wish I was in the UK (or that they were in the states and stopping by Chicago.) I really can’t complain with how much the Midwest really gets in horror themed events (and zombies in particular.) If you are in the UK though and looking for more information head over to How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse today!
