Which Side Is Better Shirt

I don’t know how Threadless is able to constantly pull off such great shirts for us all to enjoy but you can’t argue what you see on their releases. Today they are bringing another undead shirt for all of us zombie lovers out here and this one has a fun little question to boot – Which side is better?

Yes that’s right is it better to be a zombie or a human with 3 benefits of each side on which group you’d want to be a part of. While I don’t fully appreciate with the ‘benefits’ of being human (it really reads more of advice) it’s still a fun shirt regardless!

The Benefits Of Being Undead

  • You Always Have The Energy To Walk Or Run
  • You Only Have One Purpose In Life: Eat, Eat, and Eat
  • You Have Friends Everywhere

The Benefits Of Being Human

  • Unless You’re A Smoker, You’ll Have The Stamina To Run
  • You Still Can Use Your Brain, But You’re Your Own Worst Enemy
  • Live Every Moment Like Its Your Last: Pray A Lot And Run A Lot

Available at Threadless!