Welcome to the Ultra-Nifty-Super-Thrify Guide to Handmade Zombie Goods, your weekly guide to awesome Zombie-related goods for $10 or less.
This week’s featured items are:
3 Zombie Attack Warning Postcards
What better to warn your loved ones in different cities of the impending doom that the Zombie Apocalypse will bring than sending them an information-packed postcard? They will rejoice when they read all of the tips and tricks of survival against the legions of the Undead and thus end up with their brains intact all because you were thoughtful enough to drop them a line.
Zombie limerick book original poems living dead writing zine hand bound unique greeting card funny reading
This is too cute. Entirely handmade, hand bound, hand drawn and all the limericks were written by the seller. Here is one of their favorites:
If you see a dead zombie giraffe
It is best not to stop, point, and laugh
But if giggle you must
Please know that he’ll just
Get all mad and bite you in half.
Zombie Tea Bag
Again, I love Zombie food (even though Tea may not be considered a food). Just imagine quietly sipping your tea when suddenly the bag leaps out of the cup and starts gnawing at your scalp. Imagine this, and try not to smile.
1 Inch Magnet Pack – I Love Zombies, Zombie Heart, Lil Zombie
Adorable little magnets will let all who riffle through your fridge uninvited (we all know someone who does that) know that you love zombies, and when the Apocalypse comes they will probably be first on your list to eat should you get infected.
Poor Peter Hair Clip
Hair bows seem to making a big comeback, and it’s nice to see hair bows with a horror twist, especially when they are Zombie related. Not too sure how safe it is to have a Zombie that close to your head, but to be really fashionable, one must deal with pain, I guess.
If you sell awesome handmade Zombie products for $10 or less, or know of any, e-mail a link to [email protected], subject line “BuyZombie.com” for a chance to have it featured in one of the weekly posts!
