The Apocalypse and Satan’s Glory Hole by Timothy W. Long and Jonathan Moon
Armageddon arrived on a weekday, which was really inconvenient for a lot of
people, including The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. After their
appearance on The Kayla Mangrabler talk show, they decided to go their
separate ways and cause as much havoc as possible.Jesus has been stuck at the craps table for three days, sipping vodka and
Red Bull, completely missing the end of the world. But he is about to meet
up with Death and go on a road trip that will test their resolve and blood
alcohol content.Meanwhile, an unlikely band of heroes are headed to Las Vegas to fight the
Apocalypse. Creepy Chuzz and his one-armed, addict monkey Phil are flying
there in an ice cream truck. Chuzz’s best friend Leon plans to lend a hand,
assuming he can escape the clutches of the insane Father Maniwhore not to
mention Pestilence, who has designs on the janitor’s bathtub-LSD-addled
brain.Along the way they will encounter bouncing glory hole boxes, militant
lesbians, an undead general, a flying demon named Princess Sally, hordes of
zombies, and a trio of secret agents hell-bent on delivering a Cease and
Desist order to Lucifer himself. They’d better hurry, because the Devil is
rising in the desert, and he is hungry to start the Apocalypse that his son,
the Anti-Christ could not.But only if he can get it on with his giant floating glory hole.
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