The Fetid Poet Contest

Thanks for our good friend Timothy W. Long for the heads up on this fantastic zombie book contest with a slew of free titles up for grabs for just a bit of creativity on your part!

I am very happy to announce a new contest with tons of free books.

All you have to do is construct your worst, most atrocious, mind numbingly BAD horror or zombie poetry and send it to [email protected]. The poetry will be judged by myself, Tonia Brown, Jonathan Moon and the master of the rhyming word Zombie Zak.

YES We will accept multiple entries.

The contest ends on August 27th. We will announce the winners (??) shortly after that. The top prizes and all around bad poetry will be read for a special contest at Horror Realm to be broadcast on a future podcast. The worst, most stomach churning abuse of the English language will win the grand prize AND their poem will be read by Zombie Zak.

Here are the prize packs (Special thanks to Doc Pus and all of the other Library of the Living Dead authors for providing so many great items):

Grand Prize

• The Apocalypse and Satan’s Glory Hole! The fabled Crypti-copy – signed, licked, and abused by both Jonathan Moon and Timothy W. Long
• Chaptered and Versed: Poetic and Cursed by Zombie Zak – signed!
• Lucky Stiff by Tonia Brown – signed!
• Faith and the Undead by Benjamin Rogers
• Dead Tide – by Stephen North
• The Apocalypse Shift – by Derek Goodman
• An OFFICIAL Pus On-board T-shirt from the good Doc Pus

Prize Pack A

• Zombie Wilson Diaries – signed by Timothy W. Long
• Dead Tide – by Stephen North
• The Apocalypse Shift – by Derek Goodman

Prize Pack B

• Mr. Moon’s Nightmares – signed by Jonathan Moon
• Dead Tide – by Stephen North
• The Apocalypse Shift – by Derek Goodman