Welcome to the Ultra-Nifty-Super-Thrifty Guide to Handmade Zombie Goods, your weekly guide to awesome Zombie-related goods for $10 or less.
This week’s featured items are:
RIP Zombie Miniature Graveyard Rising Sculpture
Amazing hand-sculpted grave with a zombie digging it’s way to freedom!
Zombie On Board Sticker
Warn other drivers of the danger they will be in if they rear-end you or get in a road-rage fueled altercation with you or your passengers. No one will mess with you once they see these stickers on your car!
Zombie Girl 1 inch ooak Button
Awesome button featuring a drawing of a jawless zombie girl. For some reason, jawless zombies are always the creepiest, and they will always eat you, even with their jaw missing (they sort of just scrape your brains out).
ZOMBIE WHIT COFFIN
Cute little zombie plush, complete with place of eternal (or what was supposed to be eternal) rest.
Pink Zombie Peep bunny
It makes sense that we would start seeing zombified Easter candy. I mean, Jesus is the king of the zombies, and he must like candy. I would love to see the face of the child who finds that the Easter Bunny has left them this in their Easter basket. Even better: their parents’ faces!
If you sell awesome handmade Zombie products for $10 or less, or know of any, e-mail a link to littleshopofzombies@yahoo.com, subject line “BuyZombie.com†or convo me through my Etsy store (blackthornerose.etsy.com) for a chance to have it featured in one of the weekly posts!