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Zombie Apocalypse Official Music Video

| September 30, 2010 | 3 Comments More

Zombie Apocalypse Official Music Video

…hah… hah.. hahah.. I just couldn’t help but crack up on how great this laid back song was from start to finish!

This is the official video for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE by nerd rock band Kirby Krackle from their self-titled debut album.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE Lyrics:

I’m walking in the mini mart there’s food on the floor
There’s carts everywhere, there’s blood on the door
I just want to buy some snacks and get back home
But these ghouls are trying to eat my bones

When I finally get home I turn on the TV
The undead on the evening news is all I can see
So I pop in a movie and I try to relax
Listen to me while I tell you some facts

Fact

The Zombie Apocalypse is messing up my week
The internet is always done,
can’t update the Twitter stream
The Zombie Apocalypse,
it wouldn’t be so bad
If these zombies hadn’t bitten my mom & dad
I decapitated them and now they’re buried in back

I called my friend to see if he could come by my place
By the time he reached my door he was missing his face
I feel kind of bad that I did not let him in
But without his lips he still had a grin

The Zombie Apocalypse is messing up my week
It’s hard to watch the Daily Show
over all the cries and screams
Zombie Apocalypse,
I’d rather fight a shark
I read in a book that you can punch ‘em in the eye
But sharks aren’t my problem, yeah, and zombies are

I’ve never seen so many girls outside without their clothes on
Normally I’d think that’s awesome but it’s actually a turn off
Cause I’m not in to necrophilia, that’s a fact

Zombies moving slow, I feel like Jackie Joyner Kersey
Like the popular kid in school and everybody wants a piece of me
But they can’t, cause I like my pieces intact

It’s getting kinda lonely out here by myself
Food’s running low, there’s dust on the shelf
But at least I have the voices arguing in my head
Which is much better than being undead

You can find out more information on the band at Kirty Krackle’s Official Website

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Category: Music, Zombie Humor

About the Author (Author Profile)

Stuart Conover is the editor of Buy Zombie, a blogger, published author, geek, entrepreneur, horror fanatic, and gamer. Resident slayer of the undead and all around zombie fanatic.
  • http://twitter.com/daisylind daisylind

    Awesome! Thanks for the post!! : D FYI, the zombie fail whale is avail on a t-shirt now too! *daisy (one of the animators!)

    • Anonymous

      Awesome! We’ll be sure to do a post on it as well.. great shirt!

    • Anonymous

      Awesome! We’ll be sure to do a post on it as well.. great shirt!

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