The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies: A Completely Scientific Guide to the Lives of the Undead by Mac Montandon
There are a LOT of guides out there now on what to do if a zombie outbreak occurs. How to survive like a king, how to survive, how to survive if you turn into a zombie (assuming they are the intelligent type) so why not one on how to keep a pet zombie? Now that may not be the exact basis of this but if you are studying zombies they sure as hell can seem like pets. Just think of Bub from Day of the Dead. He sounds like the perfect candidate for this kind of program!
A scientific look at zombies-the ultimate guide to how the other half lives (or not)
How fast and far would a zombie infection spread? What would a nutritionist say about an all-brain diet? Why are the undead so pissed off? Here are the answers to all of your essential zombie questions (you know you’ve asked them), with a lively, science-based exploration of every aspect of the undead.
- First book to examine the possible science of our undead brethren, from what a zombie brain looks like to why zombies don’t get fat
- Fact-based approach-looks at zombies through the lens of real science
- Perfect gift for zombies (assuming they could read) and zombie-philes
Dripping with great zombie factoids and insights, The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies will flesh out your understanding of the living dead.
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