SHIRT: Umbrella Corporation
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The Umbrella Corporation has a position available immediately for a full-time laboratory assistant at the Arklay Research Facility. The lab’s focus is virology, with an emphasis on its application in genetic engineering. Top secret clearance required.
Exhibit A: Excerpt from Umbrella Chemical, Inc. Employee Handbook
Health and Safety Risks.
I understand that during my employment at Arklay Research Facility I may encounter hazardous substances and equipment. I will take every precaution necessary to protect my health and safety, and the health and safety of others.
I understand that all cultured cells have the potential for carrying viruses, latent viral genomes, and other infectious agents in an inapparent state. I will work with these cells exclusively under laboratory conditions which afford adequate biohazard containment.
I acknowledge that I have received instruction on known symptoms associated with exposure to highly toxic chemicals and infectious agents not limited to but including mutagenic viruses used in the laboratory.
I have received a copy of all Umbrella Corporation safety manuals applicable to my location (“Laboratory Safety Guidelines”, “Radiation Safety Manual”, and “Bio-Organic Weapons and You”).
I recognize that I may be subjected to potential risks, illnesses and injuries. I have made my own investigation of these risks, understand these risks and assume them knowingly and willingly.
This Release, Indemnification, and Hold Harmless Agreement and Agreement Not to Sue specifically includes all risks and hazards associated with employment by the Arklay Research Facility, including any negative reactions, adverse effects, including the employee’s illness, infirmity, or death.
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signature of witness and date
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