Brain Lollipops

And now a tasty little treat for our readers who are undead (or those of you who have pet zombies) – brains on a stick! While some out there may try to talk you into believing that zombies don’t love eating brains there are centuries of recorded proof that state quite the opposite. if you want to treat the zombies right treat them with a brain lollipop!

Bad way to suck on a brain (choice A): Get a long cotton swab. Press it into your ear, past where you hear a crack (and then stop hearing), until you hit your brain. Turn it around so you can dig out a brain section. Pull out of your ear and enjoy. OR, just buy a Brain Lollipop or three (choice B). We recommend choice B.

Because, sure you could suck on real brains, but they sure won’t be sour apple flavored. Each Brain Lollipop, however, is. A full little green brain on a stick is what awaits you. There’s not really much more to say: the delicious Brain Lollipop speaks for itself. Get some now, and suck on your own brains. Well, not your own brains (unless you selected choice A). Braaaains.

Available at Think Geek!