Shirt: If I Only Had A Brain
This isn’t the first scarecrow as a zombie shirt that’s coming out (and ideally it won’t be the last) because these Return of the Living Dead wanna be zombie scarecrow shirts are a blast. Sure it’s fitting that “If I Only Had A Brain” helps sets the mood for the shirt in it’s entirety.
I could eat away the hours, enjoying my zombie powers and dreaming of your pain. And your eyes I’d be scratchin’ while my plots were busy hatchin’. If I only had a braaaaain! I’d unravel every intestine for every single pest-tine, the old and the lame. With the thoughts that I am thinkin’ your rotting flesh will be stinkin’. If I only had a braaaaain!
Available from 6 Dollar Shirts.
