Zombie Snack Bib

Just for the record my fiancee is the one that linked me this one. I wonder if she’s trying to hint at something she wants. Hrm. Let me think about that for a second!

At any rate, I won’t go into the fact that babies (much like the undead) are eating machines. Really the description below does that in detail. What I WILL say though is that the reason a baby is zombie food is that they are so loud that there is no way to hide them from the hordes of the undead!

Babies are messy. Zombies are messy. Zombies + babies are pretty much the perfect storm of eating destruction. Good thing you have this bib handy. We’re glad you plan ahead.

This bib is intentionally ambiguous. Is the arrow saying that junior is a zombie snack? “Oh look, honey. Infants are on the appetizers! Oh wait. I’m a zombie. Right. *grunts* Braaaaaaainnnns.” Or is junior asking for a zombie snack? As in the arrow means “insert zombie snack here.” “Try new Stage 3 Sweet Potato and Brains with no added preservatives!” Buy the bib and decide for yourself.

This white bib with black contrast binding around the edges features an arrow with black and green text beneath reading “zombie snack.” It’s made from 100% cotton terrycloth. It has a reinforced, two-snap closure for the neck. The front of the bib extends 8 inches below the neck and 9 inches across to keep brains off baby effectively.

Available at Think Geek