NSFW Trailer: Bite Me If You Love Me
Wants something to really spice up your Friday?
So. What I want you to do. No. What I need you to do first is read the actual description of this schoolgirl zombie erotica comedy film.
Yes you read that right.
After that we’ll talk about it. (You can watch the trailer in there as well if you want. Seriously though unless you can watch a naked asian women bouncing up and down suggesting she’s getting it on and another shot of her being pounded from behind it’s really not safe for work.)
Hitomi is a pretty high school girl who adores zombies. She has no interest in handsome boys like all other her friends. She has been mad for zombies as far back as she can remember. Hitomi has watched every zombie film ever made and she has an impressive collection of zombie goods and memorabilia
Hitomi’s wettest dream is to have a zombie boyfriend, but no one believes she really wants to fall in love with a zombie. Then, one day, she meets up with Shota, a high school boy who everybody knows is still a virgin. This nerdy student is nicknamed “Zombieâ€kun,” or ‘littleâ€boy’ zombie. Hitomi studies every transformation technique she can get her hands on, hoping to develop a spell that will change Shota into a real zombie. Will Hitomi’s efforts pay off? Will she actually manage to have her wettest dream come true and have sex with a postâ€rigor mortis zombie?
What. The….. Just. I’m not sure where the Japanese keep coming up with some of these film ideas. Oh and it has a Japanese version of Jason Voorhees just to spice things up a bit.
[via: Twitch.]
