Love them or hate them have you ever thought that zombies might not be reaching out to you with arms stretched to grab at you to eat your brains? Clearly all they really want is a hug.
That’s something you’d never know though. Buying into the Hollywood hype about the undead being flesheating monsters. Killing the poor guys and gals before they can give you the love that oozes from their pores (and open wounds.)
Why look, there’s one now. Hey zombie.. here boy… I know what you want.. let me just give you a.. OH MY GOD IT’S BITING MY SHOULDER!!!!
Who can resist these cute little [flesh eating, brain sucking] zombies? I’d give ’em a hug.
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