Mmm mmm dried zombie skin. That just sounds lovely doesn’t it? Personally between not being a cannibal and I’m never one for trusting that zombie anything has been sterilized this just seems like a bad idea. I mean either you’re willing to eat people or chance turning into one of the walking dead. (C’mon folks this isn’t made from REAL zombies. You trust them… right?)

Eat their flesh for a change.

There’s that old saying: If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. But how does this apply to the zombie invasion, you’re wondering. Well, let’s just say that people will run out of food before the zombies do. So, why not do like the zombies and eat your enemy. That’s right: cook and eat the zombies! Or, maybe, just munch on some Edible Dried Zombie Skin.

Now, before you undead rights activists get all mad, Edible Dried Zombie Skin isn’t really made out of zombies. It’s actually crunchy dried seaweed. And it’s delicious! It’s all natural, gluten free, and perfect for vegans (no people parts – promise). Just make sure to eat Edible Dried Zombie Skin out of the bag; that way you’ll get all the tastiness of the “skin” and all the joy out of the funny looks of others

Available at Think Geek.