The police these days have a hard job. Once upon a time they just had regular crime scenes to worry about. These days, since the outbreak occurred there are multiple types of scenes to worry about. With politics what they are there are now multiple ways to label a crime scene and if they aren’t labeled right it can only be the officer’s job at stake. Seriously how ridiculous is that? Bureaucratic nonsense aside one can make use of this if they are trying to seal off their own zombie or biohazard outbreak and now it’s easy enough to get this tape for your own!
Much worse than a regular crime scene.
When the crime scene tape just says “crime scene,” one always has to push past it. There could be supplies, ammo, or clues as to what caused this whole zombie apocalypse in the first place. But if that’s the only crime scene tape you have, there could also be a murder of zombies waiting around the next corner. So, help warn your fellow survivors better by picking up some rolls of Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape.
Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape comes in two flavors: “Biohazard – Keep Out” and “Caution – Zombies Ahead.” Use whichever one is most applicable, or both (if the situation is that extreme). All tape looks just like real crime scene tape – yellow plastic with thick black letters. And you don’t need to just use your Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape for real warnings; you can also put them up around your home or office for loads of hilarity. Some Biohazard tape blocking the office fridge, maybe? It’s a zombie eat human world out there, so make sure you help yourself and others stay safe by using Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape.
Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape
- Looks just like regular police tape, but these have more appropriate warnings.
- Choose Zombie or Biohazard (or get a few of each to really cover your butt).
- Length: approx. 50 feet per roll.
- Dimensions: approx. 3″ tall.
Available at Think Geek.
