Zombie Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats Unicorn brains
Zombie Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding… and hell the rest of living humanity for that reason
Zombie Chuck Norris does not go hunting, the world “hunting” implies the possibility of failure. Zombie Chuck Norris goes killing.
Zombie Chuck Norris doesn’t have to bite people to turn them into zombies. He just roundhouse kicks people and they turn into zombies.
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