Looking to put together your own survival kit for surviving through the zombie outbreak? Look no further! Think Geek has you covered! OK let’s be honest this isn’t a legitimately put together survival or bug out kit but parts of it are actually a good start or a useful side to it. I won’t tell you which parts that is as I hope you can figure it out for yourself…
Aaaaiiiieeeee! Zombie!
You read the CDC’s guide and you’ve got your zombie contingency plan in place. Or at least, you have one in your head. And you have plenty of duct tape around the house, so it shouldn’t be a problem to throw together a kit when the time comes, right? Wrong. The last thing you want to do when the apocalypse hits is be delayed by something you could have prepped for. Because while you’re prepping, other people are raiding the gun stores, hitting the highway, finding friends who will have their back, all of which is going to be really important, and all of which is going to suck if you’re not one of the first people doing it.
Let us give you a leg-up on the competition with all sorts of useful gear already in a bag for easy carrying. Throw in your important paperwork, some water, your medications, and you’re ready to hit the road at a moment’s notice.
What’s included in the Zombie Survival Kit?
#1 most popular item in the kit: the SOG Tactical Tomahawk – One and a half pounds of 420 stainless steel zombie “persuasion.” 15 3/4 in. long. 8 1/4 in. blade. Fiberglass-reinforced nylon handle and sheath. Never needs reloading.
In addition to this awesome piece of hardware, you also get the following:
Zombie Crime Scene Tape
Collapsible Shot Glass
Dissolving Hand Soap Sheets
Survival Kit in a Sardine Can
CRKT Eatn’N Tool
Zombie Jerky
Tool Logic Survival Card with Firestarter
Zombie Blast Energy Shot… plus a length of 550 lb. paracord for good measure, all packed in a black, lightweight, nylon drawstring bag that has the biohazard symbol printed on it and the helpful instructions, “Zombie Survival Kit / In Case of Outbreak: Open Bag.” And, in case you skipped over that paragraph at the top: THE SOG TACTICAL TOMAHAWK IS PART OF THE KIT. We now return you to your regularly scheduled zombie apocalypse.
Available at Think Geek.
