We all know the readers of this site statistically have a higher chance of being safe when the zombie apocalypse arrives. I mean I’m screwed but a lot of you are going to be able to make it. One thing you are going to want to do though is be able to signal to other survivors that you are not one of the undead before they welcome you in with a headshot. This shirt? Clearly one of the perfect ways to be able to help survive when the zombies come.
Be prepared for the zombie apocalypse. With this shirt other survivors can tell from a distance that you aren’t yet one of the shambling undead. Or should the unfortunate have already happened then this shirt would likely confuse a survivor into letting you get within chomping range.
And because you never know when the zombies are going to rise I would heartily suggest that you wear this shirt every day. Or buy seven, if hygiene is a thing that is important to you.
Available at Red Bubble.
