Welcome to the Ultra-Nifty-Super-Thrifty Guide to Handmade Zombie Goods, your weekly guide to awesome Zombie-related goods for $10 or less. This week’s post features items that can help you pamper yourself during the stressful times of the zombie apocalypse:
Zombie Girl Lotion 4oz
This lotion takes scents associated with the post-apocalyptic world and blends them into a fragrance you’d die for (or even kill for).
Gory 4 oz Bloody Flesh ZOMBIE SOAP
This disgusting slice of soap actually smells delicious and will have leave your guests repulsed, yet satisfied.
New Spooky Zombie Poop Hand Soap
This unusual soap is as cute as it is gross. Contrary to popular belief, zombie poop actually smells great and can help you stay clean and fresh during the apocalypse.
Zombie Survival Lotion Bar – Unscented Large
Not only do lotion bars keep your skin looking great, but they’re also very convenient to have around. No muss, no fuss! Plus these ones can help cover your scent, keeping you safe from the hungry hordes!
Zombie Fingers Gross Set Handmade Novelty Glycerin Soap Usable Bath Art by JBABS
Who knew zombie fingers could be so pampering? Just use one of these severed fingers in the tub to see just how clean dirty, decaying flesh can make you feel.
If you sell awesome handmade Zombie products for $10 or less, or know of any, e-mail a link to firstname.lastname@example.org, subject line “BuyZombie.com” or convo me through my Etsy store (littleshopofzombies.etsy.com) for a chance to have it featured in one of the weekly posts!
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