With Hostess going out of business Twinkies have gone from store shelves. People have been feasting upon them faster then a horde of zombies in a children’s horde in a hospital. Yes the last of the Twinkies have gone and will no longer be our zombie survival sweet food of choice. While they can survive years in their packaging when there is no more Twinkies being made people will go on a binge and buy stores out of them – and they did.
RIP Hostess. May whoever buys the Twinkie brand from you in your death rattle of bankruptcy release them with the same name down the line.
Category: Zombie Humor