We all know that zombies value brains. Did you know why though? Was it perhaps how tasty they are? Do they relieve the pain of being undead? Do they gain the memories of those they eat? Of course not! Zombies value whats going to be associated with money just like the rest of us capitalistic pigs! So why don’t you put your money where a zombie’s mouth is and stick some change in one of these brains!
Brains are money!
Save coins in a brain!
Much less painful than stuffing them in your ears!
What did you eat for breakfast two days ago? What three things are you supposed to pick up at the grocery store on the way home? What is your quest? If you find yourself forgetting these things, you need a mind palace.
Champions in the skills of memorizing don’t have better brains than you. They’ve just mastered the art of the mind palace. A mind palace is a palace you build in your mind. (NO WAI!) When you want to remember something, you put it somewhere memorable in your mind palace. For example, there’s a banana in the shower caddy, a giant box of Cheerios tucked into the red covers of the heart-shaped bed, and the living room is festooned with toilet paper. What three things do we need at the store? Bananas. Cheerios. Toilet Paper. BAM.
The Brain Bank is your coin palace. Drop your coins in there and eventually you’ll be able to dump them into the CoinStar machine at the grocery store and it’ll be just like getting your bananas, Cheerios, and toilet paper for FREE!
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