What’s that disgusting smell? Usually not a good question and surely not one that you want directed at your choice of cologne. That is unless of course the zombie apocalypse has occurred because who’s to say how the undead will react to your Gucci scent. Maybe your delicious high-end scent is just that – delicious.
So now we are left with the stress inducing quandary of what to spritz ourselves with before we got out scavenging for supplies in a dead world. Well fortunately the good people at Dementer Fragrance Library have stepped up to answer that question and the answer is Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her.
Before you gag, no the cologne doesn’t smell like actual zombies, at least it’s not supposed to. Rather it is a mix of scents like earth, mushrooms, moss, mildew and dregs from the bottom of a wine barrel. Each spray comes in a one ounce bottle with a label created courtesy of the Dead Yourself app. Â I have yet to experience these scents, but who’s to say they wouldn’t work? They might make you less appetizing to the undead, at least for food reasons, but I cannot help but ask the question what if they make you attractive to zombies in an entirely new and foul, albeit unintended way. Maybe being eaten by the undead isn’t the worst thing that could happen to you during a zombie apocalypse?
