Welcome to the Ultra-Nifty-Super-Thrifty Guide to Handmade Zombie Goods, your weekly guide to awesome Zombie-related goods for $10 or less.

The holidays are here and it’s time to reach out to friends and family in the easiest way possible: greeting cards.  Here are some awesome zombie-themed greeting cards for you to send home for the holidays.

Zombie Santa. A5 300GSM Christmas Card.

I think Zombie Santa would rather you leave him brains in place of milk and cookies.

Funny Zombie Holiday Card // Season’s Eatings

Perhaps these cookies are the culprit behind Santa’s new found taste for flesh…

Zombie Santa Christmas Card

This depiction of Zombie Santa is by far the cutest I have seen!

Creepy Christmas Greeting Cards 4 Pack

This pack of creepy cards is just what you need to send some yuletide cheer to others this season.

zombie santa claus christmas card

If you thought being on Santa’s “Naughty List” was bad before, just wait…

If you sell awesome handmade Zombie products for $10 or less, or know of any, e-mail a link to [email protected], subject line “BuyZombie.com” or convo me through my Etsy store (littleshopofzombies.etsy.com) for a chance to have it featured in one of the weekly posts!