The Ten Best Abraham-isms on The Walking Dead

Abraham Ford is many things. Buff, mustachioed and gruff for sure. And the man can sure turn a phrase, as his many gems during his recent road trip with Sasha prove. Without further ado, check out ten of his best…

10. “There is no damned corner on this damned Earth that has not been dicked hard beyond all damned recognition.” 

Michael Cudlitz takes you behind the scenes of this week’s episode.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. “Maybe I’ll let you shave me down all over, dolphin-smooth.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. “I’ve been to 8 county fairs and a goat rodeo but I’ve never seen anything like that.”

Go behind-the-scenes of the walker kill so gross it caused Abraham to utter these words

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. “Loose ends make my ass itch.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. “Mother dick!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. “Son of a dick!”

Watch: Michael Cudlitz on the raw emotion he channels to play Abraham

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. “There is a vast ocean of shit, that you people don’t know shit about. Rick knows every fine grain of said shit… and then some.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. “You got a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B…”

Watch Michael Cudlitz and producers go inside Abraham’s backstory

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. “I don’t give a monkey’s left nut.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. “We don’t give two short and curlies what it looks like.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Via: AMC.