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Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape

Stuart Conover — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:52 +0000

The police these days have a hard job. Once upon a time they just had regular crime scenes to worry about. These days, since the outbreak occurred there are multiple types of scenes to worry about. With politics what they are there are now multiple ways to label a crime scene and if they aren’t labeled right it can only be the officer’s job at stake. Seriously how ridiculous is that? Bureaucratic nonsense aside one can make use of this if they are trying to seal off their own zombie or biohazard outbreak and now it’s easy enough to get this tape for your own!

Much worse than a regular crime scene.

When the crime scene tape just says “crime scene,” one always has to push past it. There could be supplies, ammo, or clues as to what caused this whole zombie apocalypse in the first place. But if that’s the only crime scene tape you have, there could also be a murder of zombies waiting around the next corner. So, help warn your fellow survivors better by picking up some rolls of Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape.

Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape comes in two flavors: “Biohazard – Keep Out” and “Caution – Zombies Ahead.” Use whichever one is most applicable, or both (if the situation is that extreme). All tape looks just like real crime scene tape – yellow plastic with thick black letters. And you don’t need to just use your Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape for real warnings; you can also put them up around your home or office for loads of hilarity. Some Biohazard tape blocking the office fridge, maybe? It’s a zombie eat human world out there, so make sure you help yourself and others stay safe by using Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape.

Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape

Looks just like regular police tape, but these have more appropriate warnings.

Choose Zombie or Biohazard (or get a few of each to really cover your butt).

Length: approx. 50 feet per roll.

Dimensions: approx. 3″ tall.

Available at Think Geek.

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Zombie Family Car Stickers

Stuart Conover — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:00:24 +0000

A lot of people out there like to show off their families in sticker form on the back of their car or SUV. (I once upon a time thought these were actually showing how many people you ran over. Once I realized what they were for they seemed to be a lot less interesting.) Still, as I’ve gotten a wife and dog it’s something that may probably end up happening, on her car. People didn’t seem that it was fair to only have men, women and animals though. What about the hordes of the undead? Well, finally someone has an answer to that.

The undead family that slays together stays together.

Show your zombie family pride with these shambling, brain hungry stickers.

This set comes with 9 unique living dead vinyl stickers representing an entire zombie family. From Dad to Lil’ Bitey, this cadaverous crew knows how to roll.

Available on Gamago.

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Zombie Gum

Stuart Conover — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:00:50 +0000

It’s hard to know what you’ll need when the world is coming to an end. Guns. Food. Water. Bubblegum. Specifically 8 pieces of chewy, yummy, fruity tasting bubblegum.

Wait. Did you say bubblegum? Well yes I did and there is actually a very logical reason for it too!

When it comes to killing the undead if you are being swarmed by the undead it’s actually usually better to run. Let’s be honest, as long as they are shamblers you don’t want to try to kill 20+ of them at once usually. So don’t be out of gum when the zombie apocalypse happens. As much fun as thinking it would be to say:

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.

It would in all honesty be better to have some of this gum with you and be chewing on it, not letting the undead chew on you!

Available at Blue Q.

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Zombie Outbreak Response Team Wall Decal

Stuart Conover — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:00:24 +0000

When the outbreak comes if you are the kind of person who cares for others and wants to let them know you are one of the people who can help make a difference – this is a piece of wall art you’ll want to own (for the outside of your house.)

They say it can never happen, but if it does you’ll be on the front lines and prepared for the worst. Show your zombie hunting team spirit with this 16″ inch removable wall decal.

Available from We Are Polar.

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Zombie Coins Minted

Stuart Conover — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 22:00:44 +0000

There are two sets of zombie themed coins that have been produced by Northwest Territorial Mint. One that shows off the bravery of those who were part of "Charlie Team" and one that supports those who are contracted zombie killers. Yes these men have fought bravely, and in some cases died, for the safety and support of our country and now you can commemorate them by purchasing coins that will.... Don't you just love how bad those commemerative coin commercials sound? They really are annoying as hell but unlike how annoying they are these coins are pretty damn hilarious and awesome for doing the same thing for these brave souls who fought against the undead hordes to secure our way of life!

Zombie Hunter Coin

They shoot zombies in the head and get a handful of coins – the most satisfying of which is this one, made only for registered Contract Zombie Hunters, but now available to you, too.

The relentless march of countless un-dead, dragging themselves towards the few remaining humans in an unstoppable wave of apocalyptic death and destruction…it’s the stuff of nightmares. But it can happen. These guys are prepared, and can do well what they have been hired to do. Kill zombies.

The sheer masses of zombies vastly outnumber the licensed zombie hunters. But it’s why the finely-honed skill and expertise of the Contract Zombie Hunters for the Integrated Zombie Eradication and Containment Command are in high demand.

While they are rewarded by our appreciative tears of joy, their brotherhood is signified by this IZECC Contract Zombie Hunter Challenge Coin. The “Contract Zombie Hunter” coin is superbly minted in shiny nickel with a stone polish cloisonné finish on both sides for durability – now and through the coming zombie apocalypse.

The obverse of this finely-crafted token of gratitude features the Seal of the Integrated Command containing a Special Forces spear, a biohazard symbol and crossed swords indicating service in the Zombie Wars.

The reverse, with the blood-red wording of “Zombie Hunter” above a successful kill rendered in ghoulish undead green, is carried by every Contract Zombie Hunter not just as evidence of license and bonding, but of their status as a successful zombie eradication machine.

Carry the IZECC “Contract Zombie Hunter” Challenge Coin in solidarity for the miserable brave few who could be digging ditches, changing tires, or amortizing assets, but have instead pledged to protect human lives by eradicating the undead.

Zombie Charlie Team Coin

They came for our brains… but the specially trained forces of the Integrated Zombie Eradication and Containment Command were ready, and this is the challenge coin they receive for being the best at zombie suppression! Where the zombies came from nobody is truly certain, but Charlie Team has put its training to use on behalf of all Americans. “Shoot them in the head” is Charlie Team’s motto – just like it says on the coin – and they’re VERY good at it. Now you, too, can own their coin.

Whether at a suburban shopping mall, a tropical island paradise, the downtown of a great metropolis, an amusement park, or your local cemetery, the zombie threat is real. Thank goodness for real American heroes brave enough to stand their ground and put a large-caliber slug where it counts. Americans trained in the tactics necessary to take on an army of the undead – and who will pursue these horrific creatures wherever they must in order to preserve our way of life (and staying alive!).

This coin, just like the one given to members of the Integrated Zombie Eradication and Containment Command’s famed Charlie Team, is minted in shiny nickel with stone-polish cloisonné. The obverse features the IZECC’s logo – a Special Forces spear, a biohazard symbol, and crossed swords indicating service in the Zombie Wars. The reverse identifies the coin as the Charlie Team commander’s award for zombie eradication excellence and features the enemy undead in the crosshairs of a sniper’s weapon.

Salute the nation’s best-trained zombie fighters by carrying this coin wherever you go. Remind your fellow Americans to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. Show your coin to inspire others to fight the evil dead at every turn – to prove that you’re ready for the undead, and that your brain is your own.

The Integrated Zombie Eradication and Containment Command “Contract Zombie Hunter” Challenge Coins are available here and the Integrated Zombie Eradication and Containment Command “Charlie Team” Challenge Coins are available here

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Edible Dried Zombie Skin

Stuart Conover — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:00:28 +0000

Mmm mmm dried zombie skin. That just sounds lovely doesn’t it? Personally between not being a cannibal and I’m never one for trusting that zombie anything has been sterilized this just seems like a bad idea. I mean either you’re willing to eat people or chance turning into one of the walking dead. (C’mon folks this isn’t made from REAL zombies. You trust them… right?)

Eat their flesh for a change.

There’s that old saying: If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. But how does this apply to the zombie invasion, you’re wondering. Well, let’s just say that people will run out of food before the zombies do. So, why not do like the zombies and eat your enemy. That’s right: cook and eat the zombies! Or, maybe, just munch on some Edible Dried Zombie Skin.

Now, before you undead rights activists get all mad, Edible Dried Zombie Skin isn’t really made out of zombies. It’s actually crunchy dried seaweed. And it’s delicious! It’s all natural, gluten free, and perfect for vegans (no people parts – promise). Just make sure to eat Edible Dried Zombie Skin out of the bag; that way you’ll get all the tastiness of the “skin” and all the joy out of the funny looks of others

Available at Think Geek.

Walking Dead Pint Glass Set

Stuart Conover — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:00:48 +0000

The Walking Dead pint glasses – because nothing sounds better than mixing alcohol and the undead. (Watching perhaps but not actually fighting them.) Still there are 4 really well put together pieces of glassware that clearly show The Walking Dead’s zombies and, more importantly, how they look with beer behind them!

There’s a bit of the zombie apocalypse that hasn’t been discussed much: drinking. Obviously, survival is the number one priority, but you have to eat and drink, too. And since the breweries will be closed, there will be a finite amount of good brew in the world. We bet that the good stuff will be gone first. Maybe someone will hide a cache of microbrew deep under the Earth, but for the most part, we’ll be stuck with whatever is left at the liquor or grocery store.

But don’t fret, there aren’t any zombies around other than the ones in books and on TV. This set of four pint glasses have zombielicious designs inspired by Robert Kirkman’s comic series The Walking Dead. Drink up now, you never know when the zombie apocalypse is going to happen. When it does, you can bet your drink options are going to narrow down quickly. Here come the geeks!

Available at Think Geek.

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Zombie Survival Kit

Stuart Conover — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 22:00:01 +0000

More than anything this is useful as an area to mark off if your location is safe or if an area has been overrun with the undead. While it’s not a good way to keep yourself alive it’s a good way to help others know where to and not to go in a time where the dead roam the streets.

Are you prepared?

If there’s anything The Walking Dead has taught us, it’s that we need to have all our apocalypse supplies in one location. Then we won’t be raiding stores and getting into sticky situations with zombies and the daughter the guy who is graciously letting us squat on his farm. Also, don’t trust That Guy. You know which guy. He’s just trouble.

If you’re looking to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, you’ll need this kit. It includes dozens of useful items, including “Caution: Zombie Outbreak Zone” tape, warning signs, hazard stickers, toe tags for the bodies, a “bite kit” and much more. There’s even a CD-ROM with ShockWave shooters and zombie desktop themes for your computer. Of course, there are a few necessities you’ll have to pick up at your local pharmacy. We’ll let you make a list of those since we can’t include ‘em here.

Product Specifications

Kit includes all sort of post-apocalyptic necessities
Give it to those you want to be on your survival team

Items include:
10 feet of yellow “Caution: Zombie Outbreak Zone” barrier tape
16 trading cards
4 warning signs
8 hazard stickers
2 toe tags
Instructional poster
Sterile bite kit
…more!
Bonus CD-ROM containing ShockWave shooters & zombie desktop themes

Available at Think Geek.

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Zombie Holiday Cards And More!

Stuart Conover — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 22:00:22 +0000

Just in time for the holiday season we’ve been linked these great holiday themed zombie cards! They have cards not only to help represent the season but to really show the zombie in your life how much you love them with a few of the other options they have available. They’re cute, classy, and all undead.

Yes it’s true, Zombies celebrate the holidays too. These zombies are off to a holiday party and can’t wait to meet each other under the miseltoes. You heard me right misteltoe made out of well toes, it’s a zombie tradition.

These unique cards will surely stand out against all the other holiday cards you will see this season.

You can find these cards and more at Little Toad’s Etsy.

Zombie Bling Necklace

Stuart Conover — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:00:23 +0000

First off I’d like to apologize for the name of this necklace. We didn’t name it. In fact because of the name we wouldn’t have even posted it aside from the fact that we had someone asking about it and tracked it down. Seriously it has to be called ‘bling’ necklace. I mean with zombies are you serious? Oh well what can you do. If you enjoy the undead and are into sparkly necklaces that don’t involve fake vampires you might get a kick out of this one!

Zombies may be dead, but that doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate a little bling. This necklace features a green gem accented “Zombie” pendant with a dangling skull charm.

Available at Hot Topic.