Thanks to Kiddo (Suzanne Gregg) for sending this one in. It looks like last year we missed that Hanasaurusrex was giving out some free valentines cards for you to share with your undead loving loved one. It’s four classic quotes on love that are told oh so horribly wrong when spoken by the living dead and perfect to give to someone you care about.

This Freebee Friday, hanasaurusrex brings you Zombie Valentine’s Day cards. They’re so sweet they’re sure to have your love drooling all over you!

To download the pdf to print your own out make sure to head to Hanasaurusrex

So there’s a lot of information popping up about the Zombie X Chainsaw Rail Attachment. I mean just look at the thing. It’s a chainsaw attached to a Picatinny rail with a power button on the left side. So… they have a fully functional chainsaw that you can attach to a gun and it totally works.

I can’t wait until they figure out a way to insert this into a movie.

[via: Dvice.]

So it looks like Greg Off has a great friend in Imelda Wikamulia in the creation of a Plants vs Zombies themed Birthday Cake and I really have to say it’s highly entertaining.

I’m sure it helps that we love both Plants vs Zombies AND cake here!

I believe the zombies look to be cake pops so he might have not just a zombie level already laid out but more zombies he can use eat as well! (They may just be sugar there really isn’t much information on it.)

[via: Technabob.]

There has long been a love of both legos and zombies that co-exist out there. What happens when such a love of the undead goes too far? Well… honestly I don’t think it’s possible! There is a Flickr user though that goes by Yatkuu whose love of Shaun of the Dead holda no bounds and fortunatly that means WE GET LEGO SHAUN OF THE DEAD!

If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke!

I loved Lego’s growing up. Not nearly as much as I loved zombies but they were always enjoyable. To see what people are coming up with these days that are zombie related from legos is just a pleasure to behold. The Winchester, interior and exterior, in lego form. Ladies and gentlemen give this man a prize for being awesome.

What happens when you are one of the undead and just want to get through a normal day? How can you be productive in society while trying to avoid giving into the temptations of the flesh? Well this new mini series is going to be trying to help you find that out!

An average 22-year old gets transformed into a Zombie and he isnt adjusting well. Jacob doesnt like being a zombie and even more than that he doesnt want to go back to a “zombie ranch” where all the other zombies that cant control their human flesh eating ways go. Watch all his adventures, life-lessons, and mishaps as Jacob tries to survive by letting everyone else around him live.

I’m glad I never had to resort to online dating sites. Don’t get me wrong. They’ve worked for a few friends of mine but knowing my luck I would have ended up with a crazy person.. you know, someone who was trying to eat my brains…

Be careful of who is on the other side of the computer screen.

Starring James Ashby as Zombie
Flirt: Angela D.
Roommate: Adam Thomas

Created by Jon Brence and Aaron Rasmussen

Make-Up by Felicia Tabrizi

Find more videos and get Zombie Blood/Jerky at http://www.harcoslabs.com

So how do Plants vs Zombies deal with the holidays? Well just a little comedy to kick you off into the holiday weekend from the Popcap crew via Plants vs Zombies. Happy whatever holiday you believe in all!

So this video is old. It’s actually so old it could be considered ancient and *raises eyebrow* dead? Still it was pointed out that there was never a post done on this for Buy Zombie so for the few of you who have not yet seen it I felt that I would share it!

Produced by Living Dead Girlz and Holy Zoo

www.livingdeadgirlz.com

A Dead Sexy Dance Troupe

HOT LIVE UNDEAD FLESH

BRAINS is a parody of Kelly’s SHOES video!

Thank you Liam for being such an inspiration and filling our hearts with warm bloody glee!

Cast

Amber Steele
Jessica Beth
Shannon Lark

Frankenbrother: Jeremy Parsons
Evil Scientist Mom: Amy McDonald
Evil Scientist Dad: Jeff Ensslen
Britney Spears: Alison Jones
Tattoo artist: Stephanie Eastman
Victim #1: Spencer Lafrenz
Victim #2: Charlie Darling
Victim #3: Kal Kal
Man with Bloody Head Wound: Rob Lennon

Living Dead Girlz:
Samar Soriano
Shamika Baker
Julie Rowlett
Shannon Lark
Amber Steele
Jessica Beth

Gravedigger: Joseph Hren
Doctor: Jamie Zawinski
Victim at pool: Charlie Darling
Victim at pool: MelanieBlau
Victim at pool: Spencer Lafrenz
Victim at pool: Joseph Hren
Victim at Pool: Rob Lennon
Mustache Dude in Bunnysuit: Conor Fahey
Dude in Purple Bodysuit: Rick Abruzzo Werewolf: Nathan Parker

Crew

Director: Shannon Lark
Director of Photography: Steev Dinkins
Writers: Jessica Beth, Amber Steele, Shannon Lark
Executive Producers: Shannon Lark and Amber Steele
Set Designer: Brandye Johnson
Costumer: Michelle Fatale

Special FX/Makeup/Prosthetics: Lena Toney
Special FX/Makeup: Scott Bryan
BRAINS Prosthetics: Devon Ryan
Special FX/Makeup Assistant: Emily Parks

Casting Director: Amy McDonald
Slate/ Continuity: Sarah Marloff
Gaffer: John F. Ashton-Keller
PA/Catering: Sean Smithson

Locations

All of these locations were provided by people who love and support the LDG, in or around San Francisco.

DNA Lounge www.dnalounge.com
Body Manipulations www.bodym.com
MelanieBlau’s lovely home
Amber and Steev’s!

I truly believe that hoarders are some of the scariest people on Earth. I mean. They’re all absolutely nuts. Not only do they have a problem that develops their ‘collections’ but think about what kind of person can stomach to live in a house like that and mix in the smell alone of all of the dead animals that end up in their collections. Now make them a zombie. Ahhhh yea. Terror as we’ve never seen it before.

The Logans are a family in turmoil trying desperately to help Robert clean up his life, there’s only one problem: He’s hopelessly attached to his material possessions, unwilling to change and a flesh eating zombie.

A parody of the popular A&E show, Hoarders.

When I first saw this I wanted to file it away under Zombie Humor. I actually had it saved as a draft in zombie humor until I realized that, oh wow this is a real product!

The Zombie Bottle is your first line of defense when the epidemic takes hold. Contained within are all the essential supplies to immediately survive the horde, plus doubles as a familiar bar fighting weapon.

What do you reach for?

What’s it contain?

- 6 inch steel de-braining spike
- 2 andi-moaning ear plugs
- 1 emergency bite cleansing kit
- 2 bite sealing bandages
- 1 chocolate candy
- Bottle doubles as weapon!

You can pick these up from the Zombie Bottle Website though I’m not fully sure I’d put my trust in anything that offers an emergency bite cleansing kit included. There’s no cure ladies and gentlemen! A BITE MEANS ETERNAL UNDEATH!