Zombie Vs. Shark Shirt
Zombie Vs. Shark Shirt
It’s a Zombie against a shark! On a T-shirt! It could only be cooler if there was a ninja involved…
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Feast Hoodie
Feast Hoodie
This Zombie Hoody is ready to dig in for dinner!
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Real Friends Help You Kill Zombies Shirt
Real Friends Help You Kill Zombies Men’s tee Shirt in 12 colors Small thru 6XL
Here’s a good straight forward responce on how we should all pick our true friends. Many that you have may turn and run but a true friend will follow the only action that matters if a Zombie Outbreak were to occur!
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I Love Zombies T-Shirt
I Love Zombies T-Shirt
“Zombies: you gotta love them. Have you seen every block buster and crap B movie dedicated to the walking undead? Bite Mark is named in honour of these flesh craving creatures and to zombie lovers everywhere - I SALUTE YOU!
Printed on American Apparel 100% cotton tee and so deadly it’ll make people munch on your neck.
(Or so I think at least)”
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If You Were A Zombie… Shirt
If You Were A Zombie… Shirt
“Oooh, look! Stylish! Everyone knows that shirts with messages on them are impressive. Anybody can get a regular old t-shirt with a corporate logo or even a boring blank front. But you… you are special. You have the discerning intelligence to proudly display your philosophy to the world while tastefully covering your chiseled abs. Yes, you are the height of fashion. Tell everyone how you’d feel if they became a zombie. Do it with a shirt. Buy one for every day of the week! ”
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Zombie Che Guevara T-Shirt
Zombie Che Guevara T-Shirt
“Express your hopes for the future with the aid of a zomborific Che Guevara, revolutionary hero of Latin American socialists and trendy college wankers. Señor Che is printed on a durable Fruit of the Loom tee and suffused with Zombie Tools’ legendary tightness. Che is on the front, ZombieTools logo on the back.”
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Zombie Bait Shirt
Zombie Bait Shirt
“The imminent apocalyptic zombie attack is among us and the only way to survive is to distract the zombies… not with fireworks or anything pedestrian like that–all you need is some brains!”
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Zombie Attack Instructions T-Shirt
Zombie Attack Instructions T-Shirt
“Sure, you and I will be prepared. But how will Joe Random know to seek our assistance? That cross is white in the daytime, and it glows in the dark! How tacky is THAT?” So if you do want to help those untrained in the way of the Zombie this will let them find you! (As well as any Zombie wondering why there is a giant glowing cross running around at night…)
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“Trust Me I’m A Zombie” T-Shirt
“Trust Me I’m A Zombie” T-Shirt
Another perfect gift for your undead friends. If you can just train them to point at their shirt while coming across an unsuspecting snack.. erm person.. it will help to not give away the lack of being able to talk or just moan as most zombies have an issue with! (And if it’s dark out they may not even notice the rotting flesh or blood splatters!)
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