I often have problems trusting vegetarians to begin with. (One of our writers is a vegetarian and it took YEARS for me to be able to trust her!) So now we have someone who should be a flesh eating monster claiming to only have it’s undead eyes set on vegetables and you can tell my trust level is even lower! Anyway you look at it vegetarian zombies aren’t good for us. Sure a swarm of them not trying to crawl over at eat all of the flesh off of your bones sounds like a good thing but what happens when you goto the market and there is NO FOOD to eat because the zombies have eaten it all. What’s worse is that they don’t die so they will just keep eating until no veggies are left!

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Zombies man, such a pain. Zombies in the dark? Even worse. Now imagine running from them in the dark with a torch and seeing how awesome their shadows look flickering off the ground and walls while a horde of the undead are about to catch up with you. Yea, that’s pretty much what this shirt conveys and it does it in style!

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When facing a zombie outbreak there are some situations that you just don’t want to find yourself in. Sitting on a ledge that falling off of means death with only a rifle in hand with a horde of flesh eating zombies coming at you? Well that sure seems like a bad situation to be in to me! This is truly a dead end that the poor rifle man won’t be coming back from, at least not alive!

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Shirt: The End of The Road

This isn’t the first shirt Threadless has shown of someone standing on a car holding off the undead, however I do have to say its the one I prefer. Maybe I’m just sick of the majority of my zombie shirts being black, maybe it’s the minimalist style that I prefer these days, maybe it’s just because this design rocks.

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Chaos Infected

A scene that used to be shown more frequently is not when a swarm of zombies chase one person but when there is a swarm of zombies AND a swarm of humans. It’s always a classic and this shirt shows off why perfectly. It’s really something that they need to have more often in movies nowadays so you can truly get the idea of some mass hysteria going on!

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Undead Joyride Shirt

What are you going to want to do when zombies take over most of the world? Many are going to want to hide and hope it blows over, many will give up, many though will fight. If you are someone eagerly looking forward to the outbreak happening so you can drive around and go nuts on the undead then this is the perfect shirt for you!

Personally as much as I love convertibles and miss owning one I’m not sure if a zombie outbreak is the perfect time to rehash my love for them and get another one. To each their own though!

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Shirt: Breaaad!

This isn’t the first Bread themed zombie shirt that Threadless has done and I really hope at this rate it won’t be their last as they always are able to delivery a well designed product to our grubby needy little hands!

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SHIRT: Zombies

It’s not often you find something just entitled ‘Zombies’ these days. I mean it’s really one of those just open ended words that seem hard to fit anything into being called just that. Don’t get me wrong, I really like this shirt I just think there’s a bit of a lack of creativity going on with the name on it! That being said there really is nothing wrong with a well put together of zombies breaking down your last defenses.

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SHIRT: The Walking ‘Bread

Threadless has been a long time supporter of horror in general and even more specifically zombies. Their readers keep voting in some amazing shirt designs so we of course get to show them to you! This week’s winning shirts include one based on a certain zombie graphic novel and now show I’m sure you’ve never heard of.

Ahem.

Not only do we get a little zombie humor thrown in on a) being a Walking Dead spoof (the main character looks a little bitten on his leg if you ask me, though he is a cop!) but the fact that everyone is in is a Gingerbread man (instead of bread I really want one of these people who make zombie bread spoofs to actually say gingerdead.)

Still this is a great design and the perfect addition for any zombie humor lover out there!

You can pick one of these up today over at Threadless!

Bon Appetit Shirt

So I’ll be honest, I ordered one of these last night. This shows nothing but a brain eating zombie in STYLE. It’s a very classy take on one of the undead getting ready to chow down on a brain that just LOOKS absolutely amazing.

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