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		<title>ZombiePhiles &#8211; Ten WORST Things to do During a Zombie Outbreak</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart Conover</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ten WORST Things to do During a Zombie Outbreak I ran across this article over at ZombiePhiles recently and felt that you would all appreciate it! It&#8217;s a great top 10 list on what to avoid at all costs during a Zombie Outbreak, and you should be able to tell by #10 that it&#8217;s going [...]]]></description>
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<h2>Ten WORST Things to do During a Zombie Outbreak</h2>
<p>I ran across this article over at <a href="http://www.zombiephiles.com" target="_blank">ZombiePhiles</a> recently and felt that you would all appreciate it! It&#8217;s a great top 10 list on what to avoid at all costs during a Zombie Outbreak, and you should be able to tell by #10 that it&#8217;s going to be an entertaining read!</p>
<blockquote><p><b>10) Don’t set zombies on fire. Burning zombies smell terrible.</b><br />
We’re not sure why you see it in every zombie movie, but it stands to reason that the only thing worse than a zombie is a flaming zombie. Remember, it can take a long time for a zombie to burn to death &#8211; more than ten minutes, in some recorded cases. Do you really want a burning zombie lighting you and your friends on fire? Play it safe &#8211; chances are good that there won’t be any fire-fighting infrastructure during a zombie outbreak if things get out of hand.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do" target="_blank">Click on through</a> to head to the ZombiePhiles site for the full article, and a few good laughs. </p>
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