Resident Evil – Umbrella Umbrella
This is seriously the PERFECT product for any Resident Evil fan out there. It’s the Umbrella Umbrella. I mean how could you now love having an umbrella that sports the logo for the Umbrella corporation? Show your support for the scientific geniuses that will bring about the end of the world by zombie infection.
“We love the look of this umbrella so much, we’re gonna say it twice. That’s why we call it our Umbrella Umbrella. If you were a corporation (with, say, multinational bioengineering / pharmaceutical interests) and you had to buy an umbrella, this would be the one you’d want. The red and white alternating panels? It just says “corporation” and “umbrella.” Umbrella. Corporation. Doesn’t that just have a nice ring to it? Really. What more could you want from an umbrella?
Protection from the elements? It’s got that, too! This is an automatic-opening, compact nylon umbrella with a metal handle and a 42 inch arc. It features a matte-black handle and black button on top. Plus, this one includes a flexible, black wrist strap, which is valuable when you’re swinging it as a bludgeon against invading zombie hordes. You know. Like you do.”
Available at Think Geek
