Zombies for Zombies: An Introduction

The World’s Bestselling Program for the Recently Bitten finally comes to the Internet! Post-Life just got better

Zombies for Zombies is a motivational guide designed specifically to make a profound difference in your accidental, strange new life. You say you don’t want to become another one of those ghastly creatures you see on the news out in the Tempe Containment Zone? You don’t have to—if you follow the great advice inside, including:

* How to dress for your new lifestyle Handy recipes for brains
* Fitness ideas for keeping you somewhat energetic
* New skin-care techniques to help ward off “rotting flesh syndrome”
* How to overcome that darned zombie social stigma
* Dance steps for the motor-impaired

Available at Amazon.