Zombie Women You WANT To Bite You
(The above image is from the My Zombie Pinup.)
Inspired by a list compiled for Day of the Woman of the “Top Zombie Women”, we’ve altered the original list just a tad to only include the zombie women
that anyone would enjoy being eaten by. That’s right, zombies with sex appeal. While Karen Cooper may be the most well known female zombie, she in no way is “sexy”. However, filmmakers know that people love zombies, and sex sells. In my opinion, they’re just killing two birds with one stone, and we reap the benefits.
BLONDE ZOMBIE FROM DAWN OF THE DEAD (’78)
This one may not have been the most convincing zombie, but she sure made a statement. Throughout the film, she’s almost smiling. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think many zombies smile. This grinning ghoul however gave a touch of glamor to the undead world. Zombification can get any of us, even the gorgeous, Farrah blondes of the seventies. Not to mention, the actress playing her was the makeup artist for the film. How awesome is that?
ZOMBIE PINUPS
The world can keep their too thin, tanorexic women of today, I’d rather have the va-va-VOOM women of yesteryear. These lovely ladies truly represent the kind of woman I would want in my life. We’ve forgotten what a truly CLASSIC beauty is…even if they are undead. These ladies are the absolute perfect combination of horror and hotness. The best par? You can can meet them in person at events and keep them forever as calendars on your wall
MONA FROM ZOMBIES OF MORA TAU
Allison Hayes has was a classic Scream Queen, and is most well known for her classic status as the 50 ft. Woman, but many don’t talk much about her role in Zombies of Mora Tau. In this film, she sports quite possibly the GREATEST bra that man has ever known. I have no idea how boobs that big are up that high. It’s a miracle. Now you look at her and she looks less like a Zombie and more like a model, but hey, it works for most people. Just because you’re not rotting doesn’t mean you can’t lust for brains.
JENNA JAMESON FROM ZOMBIE STRIPPERS
Do I really need to elaborate? THE porn star of the new millennium and she’s giving Robert Englund lapdances. It gives hopes to ubernerds everywhere. Love her or hate her, Jenna Jameson made a damn sexy Zombie. I have wished to be Robert Englund before, but never nearly as much as I did after seeing him receive special treatment from these steamy zombie women.
TAMMY FROM FIDO
For a zombie, she has some ROCKING skin. I am fully alive and my skin doesn’t look nearly as good as hers does. I got her beat in the smile department, but when you’re only purpose is to give “companionship” to the living, I’m sure they won’t mind. She’s also got some really pretty eyes for a zombie. They’re very lovely. Still don’t understand why she’s here? Well, how about the fact that… she puts out. Laugh if you must, but if you can have wild zombie sex, take advantage of it. Is it necrophilia if the dead know they’re being wanged?
NAKED ZOMBIE FROM NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
This zombie is probably more famous for her butt than anything else. Why naked zombies? Well, why not?! Why should zombies have to worry about clothing? They don’t have anyone to impress. In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen another naked zombie other than Pete in SOTD. If you look back at my older posts, you’ll know that the VHS box art for this film gave me nightmares, and yes, HER ASS was a part of that. PS: Does anyone else notice the striking resemblance this picture has to the I Spit on Your Grave cover. If not, look at this pic, and then look at my blog header… weird.
LIVING DEAD GIRLZ
I’ll be honest. I am absolutely OBSESSED with the Living Dead Girlz. It’s like someone put the Pussycat Dolls in a room with Zombies and someone who could actually dance and BAM, out popped these ladies. Not only are they drop-dead[literally] gorgeous women, but they have some killer dance skills. I’ll be the first to tell you I’m a mad dancer and watching these girls dance is like a dream. If you ever get the chance, see a show, they’re FABULOUS. Maybe in about 4 years they’ll want a new gimmick and have a baton twirling dead girl… If only…
JULIE WALKER IN RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD III
By far one of the the HOTTEST zombies to ever grace the screen. Julie Walker makes piercing glass look foxy. Her makeup is absolutely fabulous, and words cannot even encompass the sexuality that just races around her. She’s got a slamming figure, and one of the nicest racks to ever be in the horror genre. Now, ROTLD III isn’t a “good” horror movie by any means, but just because the movie isn’t up to par doesn’t mean you can’t have steaming hot memorable characters!
TRASH FROM RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
Everyone’s favorite grave-dancing hoochie has her ultimate fantasy become reality, only to become arguably the sexiest zombie of all time. I recently pondered if Trash was hotter alive or undead. And while the jury may still be out on that one, just answer me this question: No one wants to have their brains eaten out, but if it absolutely, positively HAD to happen, is there honestly anyone else you’d rather have do it?
