Glow In The Dark Zombie Mug

Now I don’t know about YOU but I don’t sleep for shit. I stay up to all hours of the night living on a constant intake of caffeine, monitoring the news, so that I am ALWAYS prepared for when the outbreak happens. I have to tell you it’s good to know that the comforting glow from this mug is helping illuminate my room while I keep the lights off AND probably giving me cancer to lower my life expectancy so I’m not around when the zombies come! Double win! (And I can drink coffee, nectar from the Gods, mana from heaven out of it!)

We have a thing against light here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. The overhead fluorescent lighting in our office only gets turned on when one of two things happen: 1) Officials from the mothership are visiting. (We’re extra sure to wear pants those days, too.) 2) The cleaning crew for the office park has arrived and needs to SEE the dust in order to clean it. Other than that, we’ll take our darkness, illuminated only by the glow of our monitors and maybe some LED toys.

If you’re someone who enjoys the darkness like we do, or leaves for work at a time we refer to as the buttcrack of dawn, you may just need a glow-in-the-dark mug! Also excellent for people who may or may not be zombies. (We won’t blow your cover. Just don’t eat us, okay?) If these particular zombies look familiar, it’s because you see them in the background of this very website every time you visit. Now you can have a bit of ThinkGeek with you, glowing and friendly, all the time. So comforting.

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