I kind of wanted to add this to Zombie Toys but I felt people who may not find that humorous may browse that section looking for something for their children so into humor this goes!

Zombi: All it wants is your warm human flesh. A bloated, rotting, pustulant abomination. Choose from a variety of festering colours.
Size: ~7″ Long total and 1.5″ Across with clit stimulating arteries, and textured rotting penis head… so grotesque as to be amazing!

This hand crafted and body safe silicone dildo is more detailed than any dildo you have ever seen before. The artists not only have sculpted an insane monstrosity for you from the influence of some of your favorite horror classics… but they also hand paint each dildo to give it personality, and gruesome reality. It is a labor of love to make these phalo-horrors, so they’re not cheap. But they are, in 2 words, perfectly horrific.

ONE OF A KIND: Each Necronomicox dildo comes in a custom bag. The bags are hand stitched, black velvet outter shell with a red satin lining, with a red satin cord.
Each Necronomicox toy comes with a certificate of authenticity. The certificates are of a similar nature, but unique design for each dildo/toy and contain information specific to your custom Necronomicox creation.

If you can’t afford our top of the line Zombi Premium, we will be releasing Zombi Basic (one Color) and Zombi Midrange (3 color) very soon.

Available at Elastica Engineering… Yes this is a real product.