Usually I wont’ post just a blatant advertisement on a product that’s been zombified to sell it but with this one I couldn’t help myself. They did a great job on really marketing this as a tool to save yourself in a zombie apocalypse. In fact it cracked me up because of the lore of chainsaws in dealing with zombies it just proved to be entertaining AND fitting.

Get ’em before they get out of the ground! No more sore back. The JawSaw is designed to be used while standing. So you can stop zombies before they’re up & shuffling!

Not just for zombies! When you’re not dealing with zombies, take care of vampires too. The JawSaw is the perfect stake sharpening tool.

Perfectly sized The JawSaw is fits perfectly around most zombie parts

I wouldn’t touch you with a 12′ pole! The JawSaw’s extension pole gives you the reach you need to stop the zombies before they get within 12 feet of you.

You can order it from Worx Tools.