When I first saw this I wanted to file it away under Zombie Humor. I actually had it saved as a draft in zombie humor until I realized that, oh wow this is a real product!
The Zombie Bottle is your first line of defense when the epidemic takes hold. Contained within are all the essential supplies to immediately survive the horde, plus doubles as a familiar bar fighting weapon.
What do you reach for?
What’s it contain?
– 6 inch steel de-braining spike
– 2 andi-moaning ear plugs
– 1 emergency bite cleansing kit
– 2 bite sealing bandages
– 1 chocolate candy
– Bottle doubles as weapon!
You can pick these up from the Zombie Bottle Website though I’m not fully sure I’d put my trust in anything that offers an emergency bite cleansing kit included. There’s no cure ladies and gentlemen! A BITE MEANS ETERNAL UNDEATH!
