I know these aren’t the first Valentine’s day cards I’ve posted and at this rate they may very well not be the last – I just can’t help it. I keep coming along all of these lovely little undead themed cards and can’t help but share them with you.
Let’s face it. The zombie apocalypse is going to happen one way or another. Any day now you could wake up to the incessant banging of the undead on your doors, windows, ceiling and floor. On Valentine’s Day Code Green could turn to Code Red, you’ll race to your armory, and who knows what you’ll find along the dystopian waste that used to be your home.
This valentine’s day, be ready for (a very certain) anything with this zombie valentine card, just in case your significant other is hungering not just for your love, but for your brains.
Hopefully you actually own a shotgun – otherwise this situation will just be even more awkward than usual.
Your 5×7 zombie card arrives bagged to prevent infection, and comes with a lovely red envelope to disguise it in times of gibs and hardship.
So sweet.
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