So this isn’t going to actually get you too much when the outbreak happens. Until that fateful day when humanity dies out though, this will bring you a ton of entertainment to joke about being safe financially after the outbreak!
Be insured . . . or be undead.
Protect your personal property from zombie damage.
Includes a certificate, ID card, and window sticker!
Not real insurance, of course; it’s just for the funny.Be insured . . . or be undead.
When the zombies attack, the best health insurance policy you can have is a shotgun and a set of Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives (see below). But what about all your personal property that might get destroyed by the undead? Insurance companies have insurance for every sort of disaster (flood, fire, cow, etc.), but nothing for zombie damage. That’s why you need this Zombie Insurance Kit – it covers everything other insurance policies are too scared to!
Each Zombie Insurance Kit comes with an insurance certificate (the name’s blank so you can fill in your own or someone else’s you want to buy the policy for), an ID Card (which you can sign on the back), and a Window Sticker (to let everyone know you’re covered). This isn’t real insurance, goobers, but it sure is funny. It’s a great set to make others in the office jealous or convince a gullible friend they are now safe from zombies. Regardless of your nefarious use, the Zombie Insurance Kit is one fun little way to make you smile. And really, aren’t smiles the best weapon against zombies?
Please Note: Smiles are NOT the best weapon against zombies. Zombies will just eat your smiles.
Zombie Insurance Kit
Protect your stuff from zombie damage when they attack.
Lifetime policy; no premiums; low deductibles.
Of course, this isn’t real insurance, but it sure is silly.
Certificate is blank (you fill in the name) and ID card has a signature area on back.
Includes: Insurance Certificate, ID Card, and Window Sticker.
Dimensions:
Certificate: approx. 8.25″ x 11.25″
ID Card: approx. 3.375″ x 2.125″
Window Sticker: approx. 4″ squared
Available at Think Geek.
