This seemingly innocent looking lunchbox is ready to conceal so much more than sandwiches and juice bottles – it’s also ready for some fruit or candy! I suppose that you COULD use a lunchbox to store survival rations but really this is just for the pure joy of zombies, while having lunch!
Rule #1 of living in a land of zombies is Cardio. How do you fuel up for a lot of cardio? Carbohydrates. Gotta eat that pasta and those Twinkies if you’re going to have the energy to stay on the run. And always remember, survival is a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then you should definitely sprint.
The Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box is a metal lunch box ready to hold in all of your zombie fighting fuel. Pack it with Twinkies, Tactical Bacon, caffeinated gum, and energy drinks, everything you’ll need to stay alive.
Product Specifications
- It’s a Zombie Survival Kit!
- Just kidding, it’s a lunchbox.
- Can’t it be both?
- Materials: Metal w/plastic handle
- Dimensions: 7.75″ x 6.75″ x 4″
Available at Think Geek.
