via Harcos Labs

No really, these are actual scented salts to add to the tub for a relaxing soak, courtsey of Harcos Labs. If you’ve been conscious in the last twelve months, you get the joke (too soon?), and so will your friends when they see the package on display in your bathroom. For some reason, they smell like coriander and lime — but it makes more sense than smelling like a rotting zombie!

These coriander lime bath salts will provide every zombie with ultimate relaxation. “My only redemption comes from the hour I spend in my bathtub each evening. I dim the lights, put on the some smooth jazz, and fill the tub with Coriander Lime Zombie Bath Salts.” Zane Zombie. Yes, this product is real bath salts – grab a bag and pour half into your bath.

2 bags – 1 pound
4 bags – 2 pounds