…….bwahahhahaha. I knew absolutely nothing about P. Allen Smith until seeing this video (which totally cracked me up.) If you look into who he is (if you don’t know) it becomes even twice as funny. Thank you P. Allen Smith for going out of your way to put together this absolutely hysterically well put together video. Totally made my Monday morning.

We know Allen as a designer, horticulturist, lifestyle expert and television personality. But did you know that his expertise directly translates to great tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse?

P. Allen Smith is an award-winning designer and lifestyle expert and host of two public television programs, P. Allen Smith’s Garden Home, P. Allen Smith’s Garden to Table and the syndicated 30-minute show P. Allen Smith Gardens. Smith is one of America’s most recognized and respected design experts, providing ideas and inspiration through multiple media venues. He is the author of the best-selling Garden Home series of books published by Clarkson Potter/Random House, including Bringing the Garden Indoors: Container, Crafts and Bouquets for Every Room and P. Allen Smith’s Seasonal Recipes from the Garden. Allen is also very active on social networks such as Twitter, Facebook, Allen’s Blog and YouTube as well as on the new eHow Home channel debuting January, 2012. His design and lifestyle advice is featured in several national magazines.