Well WE all know a zombie invasion is not only possible but it’s also inevitable. We’re all limited on time until we fall head first into a post apocalyptic zombie filled wasteland. Fortunately some people are starting to catch on and figuring out how that might actually end up happening.
Ha, ha! Zombie invasion. Tee hee! Why, that’s a mere frippery created to titillate teenagers and the sort of people who use the internet’s websites. Nothing for me to worry about.
WRONG! The rising of the undead and their subsequent fiddling about with your frozen goods and valuables is entirely imminent. Both scientists and Channel 5 are frequently warning us about it.
You think all those writers in Hollywood are just making this stuff up? Like they have that kind of imagination? These are the people who have unleashed THREE Alvin and the Chipmunks films onto an unsuspecting public, so I hardly think they have the wherewithal to come up with something like a zombie invasion.
As the following Infographic pleasantly illustrates, the Zombie Invasion could happen at any time. Perhaps it is happening right now. Is that old lady on the bus just a bit scabby? Or is it something more sinister? Might want to give her a prod just to check.
If you feel to need to prepare for this obvious, planet-shattering event, then you could sign up to one of our many Zombie experiences RIGHT HERE.
And spread the word about this imminent apocalypse. Simply thieve the embed code under the Infographic and stick it on your site. Or tattoo it onto yourself, if you happen to be Cheryl Cole.
Source: Wish.
