OK Left 4 Dead fans who are looking to have some cool toys to have sitting around on your book cases or desks or wherever – There’s an awesome Tank statue that’s been released. How awesome is this? This is a limited release so what’s it’s gone – IT’S GONE! Time to crack open the piggy banks ladies and gentlemen!
Extra Special Infected
 Dear Humans. This is Tank. You probably know me from hit game Left 4 Dead. Well, Tank need to get something off chest. It make Tank sad that as soon as you see him, you start shooting at him. Tank not mindless killing machine. Sure, Tank enjoy smashing human skulls to paste. What 12-foot tall, 800 pound, horribly mutated creature wouldn’t? But there is another side to Tank. Tank also enjoy stamp collecting, scrap booking, and updating blog under pen name “Love Muffin”. Tank took origami class once at adult-learning annex, but fingers too big, so Tank smash teacher. Got B-minus.
So, when you see Tank on the streets of city, instead of shooting, try asking Tank how day is going. You may find that you and Tank have more in common than you think. Of course, Tank will still smash you, but you will die having made new friend. And that make Tank happy.
-Tank, The Official Xbox Magazine 97Yep. That’s all we’re going to say. Except that Tank could probably use this version of himself to Rock Throw a survivor to death. Gnome Chompski has met his match.
Product Specifications
- Limited-Edition Left 4 Dead Tank Statue
- From Gaming Heads
- Hand-finished and hand-painted
- Eyes glow in the dark
- Officially-licensed Left 4 Dead 2 collectible
- Edition Size: Standard (750 units total), Exclusive (300 units total)
- Exclusive Edition comes with scale-edition of pump shotgun
- Comes with validation card
- Materials: Poly-stone
- Dimensions: 15″ tall
- Weight: 35 lbs.
- Ages 13+
Available at Think Geek
