Zombie Dog Collar

My collar is blue. My collar shouldn’t be blue. It should have zombies. Or zombie parts. When I’m done with zombies all that are left are parts! Think Geek has an awesome zombie parts collar! *tail wag* *puppy face* *tail wag* Wouldn’t I look awesome...

Plush Zombiez Dog Toys

I like chewing on things. I mean chewing on things makes everything better. I can chew for hours. I can chew and chew and chew. Do you know what makes chewing even better? When what I’m chewing on makes noises! Just like bunnies. I like bunnies too. Chew toys...

Zombie Foot Dog Toy

OMG IT SQUEAKS! IT SQUEAKS! When I run around with it people like to try to take it from me AND IT SQUEAKS! When It’s hanging out of my mouth people run away AND IT STILL SQUEAKS! OMG IT SQEAKS! Dogs can’t be zombies, right? Our copywriter monkey would...

Bigtime Teez Winchester Tavern Shirt Review

As you may or may not be able to tell from the picture above.. I.. am a dog. My master (the oh so amazing editor and chief of Buy Zombie, Stuart Conover) always tells me that I sleep way too much and never contribute around the house. That being the case I’ve...