2013 Zombie Girl Calendar

There’s nothing quite like an undead girl that’s scantily dressed… wait that didn’t sound right. That’s not what I meant.. seriously I’m not a necrophiliac.. quit looking at me like that. Dammit. DAMMIT! Think Trash from Return of...

Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box

This seemingly innocent looking lunchbox is ready to conceal so much more than sandwiches and juice bottles – it’s also ready for some fruit or candy! I suppose that you COULD use a lunchbox to store survival rations but really this is just for the pure...

Katie Alves Zombie Lips

We’ll excuse the average BZ reader if they’re not familiar with Katie Alves. And we’re with you in thinking that zombie makeup means liquid latex, fake blood and maybe some dirt — not shimmery lipstick and liquid liners. But Katie’s...

Zombie Bath Salts

So this is painfully entertaining. It’s painful since the whole calling the ‘bath salt’ users zombies is just annoying to all of the true zombie fanatics but entertaining for those of us that are enjoying poke fun at the whole thing. So of course why...

Zombie Clock

I’m not sure if I like this or not. Don’t get me wrong. Visually it looks pretty damn cool. I’m just not sure if a zombie eating on a brain is what I want for a clock on my wall. Bookshelf ‘maybe’ but not a fan of it on my wall. If...

Zombie Insurance Kit

So this isn’t going to actually get you too much when the outbreak happens. Until that fateful day when humanity dies out though, this will bring you a ton of entertainment to joke about being safe financially after the outbreak! Be insured . . . or be undead....