by Stuart Conover | Aug 14, 2008 | Shirts
I Love Zombies T-Shirt “Zombies: you gotta love them. Have you seen every block buster and crap B movie dedicated to the walking undead? Bite Mark is named in honour of these flesh craving creatures and to zombie lovers everywhere – I SALUTE YOU! Printed...
by Stuart Conover | Aug 4, 2008 | Shirts
If You Were A Zombie… Shirt “Oooh, look! Stylish! Everyone knows that shirts with messages on them are impressive. Anybody can get a regular old t-shirt with a corporate logo or even a boring blank front. But you… you are special. You have the...
by Stuart Conover | Aug 1, 2008 | Shirts
Max Attack T-Shirt “Take your bitch*-killing power to the max with the Max Attack t-shirt. Our tees are printed with two-colors on quality shirts, and are guaranteed to amplify your tightness while wielding a ZombieTools bitch*-smacking tool. ” To purchase...
by Stuart Conover | Jul 31, 2008 | Shirts
Zombie Tools T-Shirt “Join the circle of tightness with an official Zombie Tools logo t-shirt.” To purchase Click Here
by Stuart Conover | Jul 30, 2008 | Shirts
Zac Attack Shirt “Show the world that Zac is your bitch with a Zombie Tools “Zac Attack†t-shirt. These are quality tees, hand-printed in two colors in the bowels of the Zombie Tools compound. The smell will wash out, the ink will not. ” To purchase...
by Stuart Conover | Jul 29, 2008 | Shirts
Zombie Che Guevara T-Shirt “Express your hopes for the future with the aid of a zomborific Che Guevara, revolutionary hero of Latin American socialists and trendy college wankers. Señor Che is printed on a durable Fruit of the Loom tee and suffused with Zombie...
